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THE BROQUET

THE BROQUET

$195.00 USD
$195.00 USD
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* Earliest available date is 7 days from today.
At long last, a bouquet that squares its shoulders. A brutalist arrangement of protea, red roses, cymbidium orchids, and anthurium. No, The Broquet doesn’t do delicate. 

It's balanced. Bold. And secure enough to let everything else feel decorative. 

Backed by monstera, ti leaves, fan palm, red hypericum berries, and a star-studded supporting cast for good measure, this thing doesn’t raise its voice; it just walks in like it owns the place. 

And it confidently says the unforgettable to the man who deserves to hear it.

The Broquet is what happens when you finally give men their flowers—before the tribute becomes a eulogy.
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MEET THE STEMS

Protea: Tough, dramatic symbols of strength and survival. Could win a staring contest with a cactus.

Red Roses: Classic? Yes. Soft? Come on; this is old-school romance with a steel spine.

Red Hypericum Berries: Understated on purpose. Steady under pressure. Never needs the spotlight but still manages to find it.

Cymbidium Orchids: Exotic. Flashy. Head-turning. The floral equivalent of arriving by helicopter.

Psittacorum: Tropical, angular, full of main character energy. Will absolutely hijack a group photo.

Anthurium: Part flower, part sculpture—never just background noise. Brings boardroom poise to the jungle floor.

Monstera: The leaf you’d follow into battle. Knows its worth. Has no idea what imposter syndrome is.

Ti Leaves: The kind of greenery you’d trust with a secret—or your PIN number. Protective by design.

Fan Palm: Symbol of victory, triumph, and doing more than it’s asked to. Built for entrances, not backgrounds.

HOW TO TAKE CARE

Strong stems demand a strong survival plan.


1. Trim like you mean it.

When it arrives, give each stem a fresh cut at a 45-degree angle. Use sharp scissors or a knife. Dull blades are for dull arrangements.


2. Hydrate early, hydrate often.

Fill a clean vase with fresh, room-temperature water. Not lukewarm. Not freezing. We’re not trying to shock the system.


3. Give it space to breathe.

No one likes being crammed into a vase like it’s a subway at rush-hour. Use a wide vase and let The Broquet stretch its metaphorical legs.


4. Avoid the usual suspects.

Keep it away from direct sunlight, blasting AC, or heat vents. It’s not here to purify your air. It’s here to command it.


5. Refresh like a pro.

Every 2–3 days, change the water and re-trim the stems. Who wants to sit in their own backwash?

Pro Tip: Your arrangement arrives fresh and may still be in bud form. Translation: it’ll hit peak performance a couple days after it lands. Let it bloom. Let it rage.

Please Note: We do not currently sell vases, and your Broquet will not arrive with a vase. Also, we might swap out a stem or two if needed — but not our standards.

Currently not available for delivery in Alaska or Hawaii. But we’re working on it.